I read this out loud to boyfriend and he just went “ohhhhhhhhh”
CEOs all runnin around terrified of blue shells from the homeless
I feel straight was the wrong word to use about fanfics
me: *points at adult character who is taller, stronger and older than me* small child. must protect at all costs. shelter. very tiny
i love it how ME squadmates are very professional, come from military backgrounds or have some hella good training, and even if they dont like each other’s opinions its not something enough paragon/renegade points cant fix and are bros no matter what
and then you have the DA companions who are ready to kick each other in the face how are these people not in prison you dont even know and they give you -20 rivalry because you breathed wrong
nothing i do for the rest of my life will ever top this
How to come out to your parents.
I bet this is what Balthazar’s wings look like.